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On Steam, 88% of 94 player reviews are positive (Very Positive). 4 people are playing it on Steam right now, with a peak of 8 in the last 30 days.
Lazy kickers is a tiny soccer incremental where you grow balls from plants and shoot goals for coins. Start small and climb the leaderboards, unlocking more upgrades to score millions and plunge the playing field into total chaos.
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Media
Releases
Platform
Date
July 13, 2026
Earliest full release on each platform; regional dates can differ.
PC and Steam Deck
Steam store pageMinimum
Recommended
OS
Windows 10
Windows 11
Processor
Core 2 Duo 1.8Ghz / Athlon X2 2.0GHz
Core i5-2500K / AMD Ryzen 5 1600X
Memory
512 MB RAM
1 GB RAM
Graphics
DirectX 9 compatible graphics adapter
DirectX 10 compatible graphics adapter
DirectX
Version 9.0
Version 10
Storage
200 MB available space
500 MB available space
Sound Card
AC'97 compliant sound card
HD Audio compliant sound card
Requirements and Deck status as listed on Steam, checked Oct 29, 2026.
Lazy Kickers player count
concurrent players on Steam4playing now3h ago
4peak today
830-day peak
8highest we have seenOct 28, 2026
Oct 23daily peak, last 15 daystoday
Players counted on Steam every one to six hours; the daily peak is the highest count of the day.
Lazy Kickers achievements
53 achievements on SteamRarest
Ultimate Champion Beat the game
15.9%
The balls are lava Beat the Primordial League
16.5%
Balls in Space Beat the Galactic League
17%
Who needs pants?
17.5%
That's enough money Get $1 vigintillion
17.8%
You're so cool! Beat the Polar League
17.9%
All 53 achievements by how many players unlocked them
No retreat! Beat the Attack League
18.7%
It's like Wall Street Have 100 bankers
19.8%
Battle Soccer Beat the Battle League
20.1%
One ballion Get 1 million balls
20.9%
Too many goals! Get 1 million goals
21.6%
Autobattler Badge Beat the Skirmish League
21.9%
Metrolicious Beat the Metropolitan League
25%
League Mayor Beat the Municipal League
28.4%
Is this cheating? Win a match without scoring a goal!
31%
Friendly Neighbor Beat the Neighborhood League
32.9%
Decibellion Get $1 decillion
35.6%
Stop it with the balls! Get 100,000 balls
35.8%
That has to be a record, right? Score 100,000 goals
36.4%
Harvest Ball Beat the Farmer's League
36.7%
I have no nillions left Get $1 nonillion
37.8%
Takoyaki money Get $1 octillion
40.2%
Country Ballkin Beat the Countryside League
40.2%
It's getting crowded Get 100 players on the field
41%
Time to build a vault Have 1000 coins on the field
41.5%
Emergent wealth Get $1 septillion
41.7%
Village Chief Beat the Village League
44.6%
Sexy Tillion Get $1 sextillion
45.2%
Quintillionize Get $1 quintillion
47.3%
Vacation Sport Beat the Seaside League
50.2%
Quadrillion is the new trillion Get $1 quadrillion
50.4%
Double whammy! Win two matches at once
51.9%
Trillion is trivial Get $1 trillion
52.5%
I am the keeper of goals Score 10,000 goals
52.7%
Too many balls Get 10,000 balls
53.3%
Too many billionaires! Get $1 billion
56.5%
Sunday Player Beat the Sumer League
59.3%
My first million Get $1,000,000
60.9%
Where's the goalkeeper? Score 1000 goals
65.1%
Thousand balls per hour Get 1000 balls
65.4%
Junior Player Beat the Junior League
66.6%
Ten hundred! Get $1000
68.3%
It's a full team Have 11 players on the field
68.8%
Goal connoisseur Score 100 goals
69.5%
This is balls! Get 100 balls
69.7%
Who wants to be a hundreteer? Get $100
70.7%
My tenth goal? Get 10 goals
72.5%
Dime a dozen Get $10
72.7%
More balls! Get 10 balls
72.7%
My first goal! Get 1 goal
73.6%
It's not much but it's honest work! Get the first coin!
73.7%
Play Ball! Get 1 ball
74.2%
Team captain Have 1 player on the field
74.2%
Share of Steam players who unlocked each achievement.