THE LAST DASH Complete The Last Stand campaign in 13 minutes or less, without any Survivors dying.
1%
SPITFIRE Destroy 20 gascans as the Spitter.
1%
PURE SATISFACTION Kill 20 Jockeys with the shovel or pitchfork.
1.1%
SHOTGUN WEDDING Kill the Witch bride with a single shotgun blast on expert difficulty.
1.2%
SUPREME SURVIVALIST Survive for 30 minutes on any official survival map.
1.2%
STRENGTH IN NUMBERS Form a team and beat an enemy team in 4v4 Versus or Scavenge.
1.5%
PORT OF SCAVENGE Play 5 full games of Scavenge on The Port.
1.5%
SACRIFIZZLE As a Special Infected, incap someone who is trying to sacrifice themselves.
1.5%
WEDDING CRASHER As the Charger, grab a Survivor and crash them through 8 chairs at the wedding.
1.5%
ONE HIT WONDER As the Hunter, land a 25 damage pounce.
1.5%
HEARTWARMER In a Versus round, leave the saferoom to defibrillate a dead teammate.
1.6%
GAS SHORTAGE Cause 25 gas can drops as a Special Infected.
1.8%
GAS GUZZLER Collect 100 gas cans in Scavenge.
1.9%
BEAT THE RUSH In a Survival round, get a medal only using melee weapons.
1.9%
STILL SOMETHING TO PROVE Survive all campaigns on Expert.
2.2%
GOOD GUY NICK Plays games with free weekend players and helps them survive a campaign.
2.2%
THE MAIN ATTRACTION On the concert finale, survive until the helicopter arrives without leaving the stage
2.2%
Z-GENOCIDEST 2: EPISODE 2 Kill 53,599 infected. You made sure the dead won't rise anymore!
2.3%
THE REAL DEAL Survive a campaign on Expert skill with Realism mode enabled.
2.5%
FUEL CRISIS Make a Survivor drop a gas can during overtime.
2.9%
HOUSEHOLD NAMES Discover the hidden room in the Last Stand campaign
2.9%
MUTANT OVERLORD Play 6 Mutations.
3.3%
THREE’S A CROWD Rescue three Survivors from a single rescue closet.
3.3%
CONFEDERACY OF CRUNCHES Finish a campaign using only melee weapons.
3.5%
POLE POSITION Escape Liberty Mall's Atrium before the first Tank appears
3.6%
CONNECTING FIGHTS Play a Versus game on Dead Air from start to finish.
3.7%
THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS Earn a gold medal on any official survival map.
3.7%
FLIGHT DECK Instantly kill a Survivor as the Charger.
3.8%
THE QUICK AND THE DEAD Revive 10 incapacitated Survivors while under the speed-boosting effects of adrenaline.
4%
CACHE AND CARRY Collect 15 gas cans in a single Scavenge round.
4.2%
WING AND A PRAYER Defend yourself at the crashed airliner without taking damage.
4.3%
BRIDGE OVER TREBLED SLAUGHTER Cross the bridge finale in less than three minutes.
4.4%
GONG SHOW Prove you are stronger than Moustachio.
4.6%
STACHE WHACKER Prove you are faster than Moustachio.
5%
SCAVENGE HUNT Stop the enemy team from collecting any gas cans during a Scavenge round.
5.1%
I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Charger.
5.1%
ON OUR WAY Earn a silver medal on any official survival map.
5.1%
HUNTING PARTY Win a game of Scavenge.
5.4%
SHOCK JOCK Revive 10 dead Survivors with the defibrillator.
5.5%
NEW HAIRCUT Kill a Witch using only a sharp melee weapon, without anyone getting incapacitated or killed.
5.5%
CHAOS GENERATOR Have all 3 generators running at once in "The Sacrifice" finale.
5.9%
BARREL ROLLED Kill a Special Infected with an exploding barrel.
6%
GUARDIN' GNOME Rescue Gnome Chompski from the Carnival.
6.2%
SOB STORY Navigate the sugar mill and reach the safe room without killing any Witches.
6.4%
TIL IT GOES CLICK Using the M60, kill 25 infected without letting go of the trigger.
6.4%
ACID BATH As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Hunter.
6.5%
Valve Gift Grab 2011 – L4D2 Collect three gifts dropped by Special Infected in Versus Mode.
6.9%
FAT NINJA As the Boomer, vomit on a Survivor without having direct line of sight with them.
7.5%
SCATTERING RAM As the Charger, bowl through the entire enemy team in a single charge.
7.6%
LEVEL A CHARGE Kill a Charger with a melee weapon while they are charging.
8.2%
TANK BURGER Kill a Tank with melee weapons.
8.3%
VIOLENCE IN SILENCE Navigate the impound lot and reach the cemetery safe room without tripping any alarms.
9%
LONG DISTANCE CARRIER As the Charger, grab a Survivor and carry them over 80 feet.
9.7%
CL0WND Honk the noses of 10 Clowns.
9.8%
A SPITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor being choked by a Smoker.
9.9%
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT Spread cheer by helping a free holiday player survive a campaign.
10.2%
KILLING THEM SWIFTLY TO THIS SONG Play the new Midnight Riders song on a jukebox.
10.8%
GETTING STARTED Earn a bronze medal on any official Survival map.
10.9%
LICKETY-SPLIT With a sharp melee weapon, cut a Smoker's tongue before he ensnares you.
11.3%
KITE LIKE A MAN Kill a Tank only with damage from the original Survivors.
11.4%
STILL STANDING Survive The Last Stand campaign on any difficulty.
11.9%
FORE! Knock off the heads of 18 infected with the golf club.
12.1%
DISMEMBERMENT PLAN Kill 15 Infected with a single grenade launcher blast.
12.2%
CACHE GRAB Open 5 foot lockers.
12.2%
RODE HARD, PUT AWAY WET As the Jockey, ride a Survivor and steer them into a Spitter's acid patch.
12.2%
MEAT TENDERIZER As the Charger, grab a Survivor and smash them into the ground for a solid 15 seconds.
12.6%
BACK IN THE SADDLE As the Jockey, ride the Survivors twice in a single life.
14.1%
KILL BILL Have Bill sacrifice himself for the team.
14.3%
ROBBED ZOMBIE Collect 10 vials of Boomer vomit from infected CEDA agents you have killed.
14.6%
QUALIFIED RIDE As the Jockey, ride a Survivor for more than 12 seconds.
14.9%
GRAVE ROBBER Collect 10 items dropped by a Fallen Survivor.
15.2%
STREAM CROSSER Survive the Cold Stream campaign on any difficulty.
15.5%
FRIED PIPER Using a Molotov, burn a Clown leading at least 10 Common Infected.
15.7%
ROCKY HORROR PICTURE THROW Destroy a Tank's rock in mid-air.
16.4%
DEAD IN THE WATER Kill 10 swampy Mudmen while they are in the water.
17%
GET SKEETED ON Kill a pouncing Hunter with a shotgun.
17.1%
GREAT EXPECTORATIONS As the Spitter, hit every Survivor with a single acid patch.
18.1%
CLUB DEAD Use every melee weapon to kill Common Infected.
18.4%
SUPREME SACRIFICE Complete "The Sacrifice".
20.4%
RAGIN' CAJUN Survive the Swamp Fever campaign.
20.5%
BRIDGE BURNER Survive the Parish campaign.
20.6%
WEATHERMAN Survive the Hard Rain campaign.
22.6%
BURNING SENSATION Ignite 50 Common Infected with incendiary ammo.
22.8%
HEAD HONCHO Decapitate 200 Infected with a melee weapon.
23.7%
CHAIN OF COMMAND Kill 100 Common Infected with the chainsaw.
25.7%
MIDNIGHT RIDER Survive the Dark Carnival campaign.
27.3%
TORCH BEARER Survive The Passing Campaign.
30.2%
SEPTIC TANK Use a bile bomb on a Tank.
32.7%
ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM Revive an incapacitated teammate while a Tank is nearby.
33.7%
CRASS MENAGERIE Kill one of each Uncommon Infected.
39.1%
PRICE CHOPPER Survive the Dead Center campaign.
41.2%
ARMORY OF ONE Deploy an ammo upgrade and have your team use it.
51.1%
A RIDE DENIED Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a Survivor.
65.4%
ACID REFLEX Kill a Spitter before she is able to spit.
67%
GNOME ALONE If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space.
69.9%